99 problems and spelling is one

So there seems to have been a little thing in blogland to tell readers about you in 50  useless facts, the latest being the wife's 51 useless fact. Now given that 52 uselessfacts doesn't roll of the tonuge and backwards is a direction I don't go in, I had to go over the top and go to 99. Now I started of thinking yeah easy, I though of loads, but then by the time I came to write it up I'd forgotten them all (see 79).

1. I was born on a Friday at around 4pm
2. I have a Bachelor degree in Computer Engineering
3. I taught myself plumbing, wiring and plastering
4. I've refurbished two houses
5. I want to build my own house
6. I hate waste
7. I want an electric car
8. I want to rebuild a Landrover, or any car but I see Landrovers like mechano / lego
9. I can't grow vegetables
10. I can grow fruit, but alway miss ahrvesting it and feed the birds
11. My only memories fo my first house (aged 3) are
    • Sitting in a washing basket on moving day
    • The cupboard under the stairs
12. I have a tendency to try dangerous activities
13. I get scared doing them
14. I want a LEGO Technic Mercedes-Benz Unimog
15. I may be responsable for my 3yr old nephew's LEGO, he skipped Duplo and went for my LEGO Technic Mobile Crane
16. My GCSE French result was higher than my English language
17. I strive for perfection
18. I don't always achieve the perfection I'm going for
19. This annoys me
20. Sometimes I take awesome photographs
21. I don't like having my photo taken
22. My music taste is like no other
23. I once delivered cake to a Playmate at Silverstone MotoGP
24. I'm fluent in several languages, not one of them spoken or conversational
25. I can't sit still and relax
26. I've only been paid to work one Saturday
27. I've never been paid to work on a Sunday
28. I a lot of the cooking in our house
29. Half of that I make up as I go
30. I'm still convinced that a dream about a tree falling down in my old street was real
31. I don't like larger
32. I could eat cheese all day
33. I'd rather not wear shoes
34. I don't like being to hot
35. I don't like being cold
36. Anything above 15 degrees is shorts weather
37. I'd go 'off grid' to save my wallet first, the enviroment second
38. I've eaten at 1,2 & 3 * restaurants
39. I'd still have a bacon roll from a van at the side of the road
40. I don't like poached salmon not even ala Heston
41. I love smoked salmon
42. I like strong tea
43. I struggle to remember the first song at our wedding (Train, Drops of Jupiter)
44. I always remember the last song (Rage Against the Machine, Killing in the Name)
45. Bright sunlight makes me sneeze
46. I've dived of all four coasts of the UK
47. I own more specialsed (sporting) footware than normal shoes
48. I don't like inefficiency
49. Before the age of 15 I can't remember not spending my birthdays anywere other than at my Grandparents and up mountains
50. I want a large plot of land on a hill with a stream, to build my house
51. I can't type the t at the begining of a word that follows a word ending with t (that the: that he)
52. 90% of my T-Shirts come from Decimal
53. I can dress head to toe in North face
54. All my trainers are Salomon
55. My back won't let me have an Aston Martin DB9 and walk
56. I want a fast car, I'd settle for a van
57. My perminant residance has always been near the Thames or its tributries
58. I learn't to talk with a Cumbrian accent I was living in Oxfordshire
59. I was born on the banks of the Thames (not literally)
60. I'm a country boy, I don't do cities
61. I've never had a pet
62. I have hair that grows like horns from the front of my head
63. I have at least one bruise, cut or graze at any time
64. I don't know where half of them come from
65. I don't have a middle name
66. I can't even think of going potholing, but I've happily dived in caves and shipwrecks
67. I can't put things away unless they have a place to live
68. I could never be vegatarian
69. The temperature of my feet control my body comfort
70. I work best with music playing
71. I lost count of how many dives I'd done
72. I had logged over 100 hrs of trimix rebreather diving
73. I've serviced all of my own cars
74. I hate the smell of cigarettes
75. But like the smell of pipes and cigars
76. I met my wife on a dive forum
77. I don't like football
78. Horses scare me
79. I have a terrible short term memory
80. I often read what I want to read not what it says
81. I'll make life change decisions in an instant but can't decide what to have for dinner
82. I like to take things apart to see how they work
83. I can't always put them back together
84. I shouldn't be left alone without something to keep me occupied
85. I don't like going out without a watch
86. I could drive a boat before I could drive a car
87. I’m a terrible procrastinator
88. I really don't like going back on things
89. If I could once I start something I'd rather not stop until its finished
90. I don't like to start thing I know I can't finish in one go
91. I still love the randomness of our wedding music, bring your daughter to the slaughter and the imperial march (instrimental)
92. Love it even more that no one picked up on it
93. I'm half convinced I build a time machine in the future and come back
94. I hate being late
95. I don't like being so early I have to wait around for ages
96. I get really restless if not occupied
97. I'm competative, even if I don't win that often
98. I want to learn something new everyday
99. I often do

So now you have the completly usless guide to me, it won't help you and you've just wasted a fair amount of time if you read all of them, not a problem if you like 87 🙂